this is verdi

Does anyone remember Verdi?

Well, it was about a boa constrictor who was afraid to get older, turn green, and lose his stripes.

I am finally content. I still do not understand why I am so averse to detachment. Everything is more mediocre, but at least I can relax.

I am trying very hard to be happy.

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tonight

me: I think the lights are flickering. Does that mean the building is using too much electricity?

jackie: Oh...are they flickering? I didn't notice.

me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're flickering. Or I could be going crazy. Or blind. Wait--what? I dunno. Which is worse?

jackie: Uh, going blind.

me: Really? Because when you're crazy, you can't really get anything done. At least if you were blind you could do stuff.

Jackie: Uh, no. That's not true. You can't fucking see.

HAHA

OH MY GOD

fuck off, I'm sixty shades of wonderful.